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Our most popular package to date, including:
- 3.5MB unreliable webspace
- Unlimited server directory listings
- 10 pop3 e-mail accounts
- 10 more that you nicked from the newbie who signed up before you
- 15,000 autoresponders
- Free daily website suspension/termination
- Free access to 10 other members' credit card details
- Free publication of your personal details in 15 industry publications
- Free addition to over 10,000 spam lists
And at just £129.95/mo you'd be mad not to refuse it!
And don't forget:
All new accounts come with same-century set up and thousands of pence worth of free software, including:
- Something that will jam your mouse solid and make it impossible to turn your computer off
- Exclusive new virus package including: The Hong Kong Worm, Data-Eater 98, and RAM-Breaker 2
- Top 10 game demos from 1989 - they're on the CD but you'll never find them.
So what are you waiting for? The number 72 bus?! Sign up now, moron, before we storm your house and nick your furniture.
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