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All the features of our Security Compromise Basic package, plus:
- 35 grams hamster food
- Unlimited raisins
- Daily water bowl fill-ups
- 300% slower than the Security Compromise Basic package so your hamster can keep up
- Free unlimited website suspension/termination and legal action
- Free unlimited access to other members' credit card details
- Free publication of your personal details in ALL industry publications
- Free addition to over 10.5 million spam lists
- Server powered by revolutionary eco-friendly renewable hamster technology
And at and amazing £199.99/mo it's much more expensive than buying a real hamster!
*Hamster not supplied
And don't forget:
All new accounts come with same-century set up and thousands of pence worth of free software, including:
- Something that will jam your mouse solid and make it impossible to turn your computer off
- Exclusive new virus package including: The Hong Kong Worm, Data-Eater 98, and RAM-Breaker 2
- Top 10 game demos from 1989 - they're on the CD but you'll never find them.
So what are you waiting for? The number 72 bus?! Sign up now, moron, before we storm your house and nick your furniture.
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