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- 25,000 autoresponders
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- NO webspace
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- NO upgrades for continuity of "service"
- NO support, ever
- NO MySQL Databases, so don't ask for any
- Free access to phpMyAdmin, not that you need it of course
And at a completely ridiculous £129,995/mo it's perfect for professional idiots!
And don't forget:
All new accounts come with same-century set up and thousands of pence worth of free software, including:
- Something that will jam your mouse solid and make it impossible to turn your computer off
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So what are you waiting for? The number 72 bus?! Sign up now, moron, before we storm your house and nick your furniture. No, seriously, we will.
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