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We promise to provide a service
We don't promise it will be any good though.

No advertising on your site
Presuming you ever manage to get a site up on our servers, which - let's face it - is pretty unlikely, we promise not to place adverts or pop-up windows on it. It's not like anyone would want to advertise on your site anyway.

Up-time
We promise that there will be at least some up-time during the course of a year. It won't be very much, though.

Your privacy
We take your privacy about as seriously as we do clowns. See our terms and conditions for more information on how we intend to exploit your personal details.

Pricing
We promise to charge you - probably quite a lot - for using our services: if you're stupid enough to sign up, you're stupid enough to pay.



 

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