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So by now you've worked out that this site isn't quite what it seems. Yes kids, it's a spoof. We don't sell hosting. Sorry.

Why are you doing this?
At this point it would be great to say we were making some incredible political and/or moral point by setting up this site. Unfortunately that's not the case, although it is true that we think some hosting companies do deserve to be ridiculed. So no, we just made the site for the hell of it.

That's disappointing
Once again, our apologies.

OK, so who are you?
We are a vast multi-national team of disillusioned office workers, bored students and retired refuse collectors who come together once a year at our secret headquarters underneath a pub in Chesterfield, England, to plot the downfall of the free world, the creation of a private army to enforce our will and to eat pizza. This web site and our others are a seemingly innocent front for our sinister, underground activities and right now we are harnessing the power of your computer to carry out a bank job in Sydney. Or something like that, anyway.

Right. So how can I contact you?
Carrier pigeons and horses' heads are prefered, but failing that you can look at our contact page.

Why would I want to contact you anyway?
Good question.

 

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