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Not convinced you should buy from DeadHOST? We have literally no happy customers whatsoever, so why not let them convince you? Here's what just a few of them have to say:

What a complete load of rubbish, I want a refund.

Dave, Warwick, England

Possibly the worst service I have ever seen from a "support" department, and I work for Microsoft!

Bill, Redmond, USA

It's amazing you have any customers left the way you treat them.

Michelle, Australia

If I ever catch up with any of you you're going to regret flogging me that heap of

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"Bruiser", Swansea, Wales

As you can see, all of our customers are extremely satisfied with the service we provide, so why not join the happy club and sign up now!

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